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Please, WWE: One Man’s Cry For Help

Ambrose & Cena

I don’t ask for much in life. Oxygen is always nice. Water is pretty splendid. I also enjoy a good slice of pizza here and there. You know, the simple things in life. We all go through our ups and downs in life. Me? I’m currently dealing with a sleep schedule that makes me tired around 11 P.M. but unable ... Read More »

WWE Night of Champions: Five Absolutely Irrefutable Predictions For The Show

The proclaimed ‘Night of Champions’ is upon us! Gladiators look to fight for survival in front of the masses who flood the colosseum, just looking for means of entertainment. Messenger pigeons are sent to and fro, carrying betting odds, predictions, and shiny gold coins. The Watch – the civilization’s earliest forms of policing – patrol the surrounding area of the ... Read More »

EXCLUSIVE: CM Punk’s Law Suit With WWE Uncovered!

BREAKING NEWS! As you all know, Wrestle Enigma has inside sources at WWE. Sources we cannot reveal for the sake of criminal prosecution. Did somebody say criminal prosecution? Oh, wait, that was me. Anyways, our sources have uncovered the lawsuit that CM Punk’s lawyers have filed with the WWE. We have chopped it down a bit and cut out some ... Read More »