VOTING IS NOW CLOSED!
By a vote of 6 to 5, Joe Burgett barely eked out a win over a worthy opponent in Jacob Waring. It is hard to say that this proved who was the better writer, but it proved in the end that Joe was the better man on this week with a slightly better argument.
Congratulations to both writers, and good luck in future contests.
As is customary, the winner will have his theme song played to celebrate the victory.